NEW LATEST FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI...............

Allaah, Mere dhande mein barkat de

 

Ek aadmi dua kar raha tha..
‘Ya allah, mere dhande mein barkat de’
Peechhe se aawaz aayi
Koi abhi aameen mat bolo re, sab ke sab nipat jaoge.
Saala kafan bechta hai!!

Santa ki Maa 

Santa ki Maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?
Santa ki Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi krai. Fir ja ke Santa hua.. !!