Funny two liners PJ from WhatsApp

Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain,
Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur…
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Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain!
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Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai..
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Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti!

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Kaun kehta hai ki sirf mohannat mein hi dard hota hai,
Kambakht…
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Darwaze mein ungli aa jaaye to bhi jaan nikal jaati hai!
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Jab tak zinda hoon message karta rahunga,
Jis din na karun samjh lena…
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Ki agle din karunga!
Aur kya.. maar do jaalimo abhi meri umar hi kya hui hai jo main maroon.
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Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe ho..
Aur ‘Kaali Billi’ aapke aage se gujar jaaye to iska matlab…
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‘Kaali Billi’ aapse jyada jaldi mein hai!
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Samosa aaloo se: Jab main fry hota hoon,
to tumhe dhak kar garam tel se bacha leta hoon, kyunki main tumse pyaar karta hoon.
Aaloo: Jab log tumhe fry hone ke fauran baad khaate hain to main unka muh jala deta hoon, kyunki main bhi tumse pyaar karta hoon!
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Shiksha: Inki prem kahaani par na jaayein,
Samosa thanda karke khaayein!
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Duniya mein wo kaun si cheez hai,
Jo sabse jyada baar foolti hai..
Phir bhi uske aakaar mein koi pariwartan nahin hota!!
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Biwi ka thobdaa …!