Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car…
Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
Santa: ‘Outside 28 Connaught Place…
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute…
Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’ This goes on for another few minutes until….
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
Santa: ‘Yes, sorry about that… I couldn’t spell Connaught place, so I
just dragged him round to Minto road ….tussi Minto Road de spelling
note karo.!!
Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Santa Singh vs Preeto Kaur…
Judge : I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife alimony of Rs 20,000 per month.
Santa: That’s very fair & kind of you, your honor. And whenever possible, I’ll also try to give her some money myself!!
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said,
“Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off
this building.”
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again!
IfI get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.”
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, “Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping..
She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Madrasi’s wife also wept
and said, “I could have given him dossa!I didn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the Santa Sardaar’s wife.
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The Sardar’s wife said,
“Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.”
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Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..
A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.
if one person can eat 1 roti in 1 minute