LATEST CID SHAYARIS, CID Jokes, ACP Pradyuman and Daya Jokes IN HINDI..MUST READ

yaris, CID Jokes, ACP Pradyuman and Daya Jokes 22 Jul 2014

Latest Funny Hindi Shayari

Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh life jhingalala. .
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Ek aur arz hai…
Maine piya aapka khoon,
Good Afternoon Good Afternoon.
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One more.. from CID
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
Oh my god, sir yeh toh mar chuka hai.
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C.I.D’s One
Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka loan hai,
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID waali shaayari banata kaun hai.
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One more yaaro…
Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar hai,
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai.
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1 aur ho jaaye…
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR COLOUR, Bas kaato gholo aur lagalo.
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Really, this is the last one..
Mithaai banata hai Halwaai,
CENTER FRUIT…kaisi jeebh lapp lapppaaaaiii..: D xP

Funny CID Shayari and Jokes

Once again Khatarnak CID shayaries are back:
1.
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi
ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”
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2.
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega
ACP bola,
“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.

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3.
Aapne hamein dekha to ham sharmaye
Aapne hamein dekha to ham sharmaye
daya pakdo use, Wo bhag na paye.
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4.
Dil diya hai, pyar kiya hai
Dil diya hai, pyar kiya hai
Acp Pradhyumn kehta hai
“ho na ho abhijeet khoon watchman ne hi kiya hai”
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5.
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai
Dr.Salunke ne kaha
“Maut ka karan zeher hai”

Daya fainted and went in to coma

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..
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that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it.

Bahumulya Shayari by Personalities

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..
Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..
Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan: theek hai!
Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do..
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne ke liye uspar load do..
Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!
Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya ke samne lana chhod do
And the best one
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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

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31 May 2014

Funny Shayari – Exam tha sar par

Exam tha sar par aur bachchon ne padhna chod diya…
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachhon ne padhna chod diya..
CID KA ACP tha toilet me,
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..!!