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Husband Jaisa bhi ho

Husband Jaisa Bhi Ho,,
Awara, Pagal, Deewana…
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Lekin,
Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To…
Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai.. .
Aur Biwi Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke
“Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai”..

Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh

Dono ke beech samaantayein:-
1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!
2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.

4.Ghadi ko Charge karne ke liye Cell (battery) ka prayog hota hai, Aur patni ko charge karne ke liye Salary ke prayog hota hai!
Vishamtaaiyein! – differences
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1. Ghadi mein jab 12 bajte hain to teeno suiyaa ek dikhaayi deti hain, Lekin patni ke jab 12 bajte hain to ek patni bhi 3-3 dikhaayi deti hai!
2. Ghadi ke Alarm bajne ka fix time hai, Lekin patni ke Alarm bajne ka koi fix time nahin hai!
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to ruk jaati hai, Lekin jab patni bigad jaaye to shuru ho jaati hai!
4. Sabse bada antar yeh hai ki Ghadi ko aap jab chahe badal sakte hain, Magar patni ko chah kar bhi badal nahin sakte!

Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan

Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye
Iske Faayde..
1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega
2. Talaak ka mamla ghatega
3. Maayke mein bhi biwiyo ko apna bhaav pata chalega

4. Pati ki kadra badhegi
5. Baar baar mayke ki dhamki kam hogi
6. Maayke walo ko apni betiyo ki sahi aadatein pata chalengi
7. Daamad ke prati sahanubhooti badhegi!
Aap logo ko aur fayde pata to ho batayein jaroor!