TOP FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI...MUST READ

Hansa: Praful, Tournament Matlab?

Hansa: praful tournament matlab??

Praful: tournament hansaaaa.. yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Babuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai…

Praful: babuji ohh babuji.. ek kaan me pehno to ornament or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament….

Hansa: haay haay babuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata..

Jis Bus Mein Baithi Ho Haseenaye

Arz kiya hai-

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

wah wah… wah wah

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

aur

Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.

Bus Ke Darwaze Par

Pappu roz bus ke darwaje par khada hoke traval karta tha..

Ek din

Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein kya?

Pappu replies :
tu roz paise mangta hai, to tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya…!  

Girlfriend Ka Birthday

Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha 

Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*

Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. 

Udhr phoolwale ne socha – in bhai sahab ne pehli bar meri shop se order kiya h 10 phool jyada dunga to agli bar bhi yahi aayenge. ….and usne 24 ki jagah 34 flowers bhijwa diye 

ladka BECHARA aaj tak nhi samajh paya ki akhir uska breakup kyun hua!