Funny Haryanvi Jatt Joke
Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:
“Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi…”
Customer Care Executive (irritated):
“to main ke karoo?”
Haryanvi replied:
“rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki… Roaming to naa lagegi?”
“rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki… Roaming to naa lagegi?”
Boy Trolled By A Girl In A Park
Boy and girl were sitting in a park
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy – jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi?
.
Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..
kahi, kutta kaat na le.
kahi, kutta kaat na le.
Angrej In India – Santa Joke
Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya,
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha
Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha
Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?
Santa Kuch Sochke Bola:
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai
Angrej In India – Santa Joke
Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya,
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha
Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha
Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?
Santa Kuch Sochke Bola:
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai
Hanuman Jee Ki Patang
Ek din Hanuman jee patang uda rhe the
Upar se yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di
Hanuman jee bole
“Mangal bhawan amangal hari,
niche aaebe to tohar patak ke maari”.
niche aaebe to tohar patak ke maari”.
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