Wednesday 3 September 2014

BEST MOST FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI..EK SHARABI AUR EK PUJARI

Ek Sharaabi Aur Ek Pujaari

Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’
Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?
Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi
Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?
Pujari: Sheshnaag bada
Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada
Pujari : Shiv bada
Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada
Pujari: Parvat bada
Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada
Pujari: Hanuman bada
Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada
Pujari: Ram bada
Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada
Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada
Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!! :-D

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