top hindi PJ and funny jokes and sharayis

Yeh dard hai.. meetha meetha, pyara pyara

Kaun kehta hai ke
sirf mahobbat mein hi dard hota hai..
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kambakht…
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darvaze mein ungli aa jaye to bhi jan nikal jati hai !!

Some PJ Funny Hindi Shayaris

Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi…
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Ek aur…
Koi patthar se na maare
mere dewaane ko…
Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
Bomb se udaa do saale ko…

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one more…
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,
wah wah..
Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,
Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga… :-p
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3 Dost..
Billu, Gullu & Ulloo…
Billu – B.Sc. mein padh raha hai…
Gullu – M.A. mein padh raha hai…
Aur hamara Ulloo ??
Yeh shayariya padh raha hai…
‘Haa Haa Haa’
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