top funny jokes of Alok Nath Version of ‘Blue Eyes’ and ‘Jab Tak Hai Jaan’

Alok Nath Version of Blue Eyes

Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.
Mera aashirwad liya kar jab m
kanyadan krta hu ,
Me wo babuji jo sirf rota rehta hu,
Shadi m aaya hu ,tera kanyadan karlu,
Dek lunga tere saas aur sasur nu..
Leke chalu mandir ,nariyal todke,
sidhe aashirwad du ,na du tolmol k
tonight m gonna hold agarbati light
kar diya tera kanyadan phne krke
garhpe bol de
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy Jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Satsang pe chalna hai ya pehle jayegi
Mandir,
Nahi mera matlab, Satsang ke Mandir,
Tab Lunga Prasad, nahi to Agarbati,
Mandir mien hogi Ghanti, beti Satsang
me asaram ke Geet
You Decide
Ke kya karna hai,
Tera to aaj hi kanyadaan karna hai
Gangajal gira diya hai tune meri pant
pe,
Kehti hai Dhoti phenlo Guru Dwara leke
rent pay.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Suna tere mann mandir mein mere
Kirtan bajte hai,
Samdhan banane ka tere koi plan hai,
Shadi kradu, Fere Lagvadu,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Ah, Kehndi Shri Shri Alok Nath.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.

Alok Nath Version of Jab Tak Hai Jaan

Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se
Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se
Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar