LATEST TOP RAJNIKANTH JOKES COLLECTION

Bollywood’s WhatsApp Group – Funny Conversation

Akshay- Hi everyone !!
Shahid- Hi over acting ki dukaan
Akshay-
Saif-
Kareena- Hi Saifu.. Love u <3 :-*
* shahid left group *
Bipasha- haha.. bichara.. how r u friends?
John- hey am fine .. missed u .. how's u? <3
* Bipasha left group *
Akshay- are yaar bahot boring ho raha hai :-S
Ajay- Kyun? Tees maar khan dekhi kya ?
Akshay- Nahi.. Teri Himmatwala dekhi
* Ajay was removed from group *
Ashwariya- Nice to meet u all.. Thanks for adding in this group
Salman- Miss toh humne bhi bahot kiya aapko
Ashwariya- Hi.. who are you? :-S

Salman-
Akshay- kya Sallu bhai.. bahot emotional ho rahe ho
* Ashwariya left group *
Salman- :-((
Vivek- kon hai Tu ? Kyun ro raha hai ?
Salman- mujh par ek ehsaan karna ke mujh par koi ehsaan mat karna
* Vivek left group *
Amitabh- hahaha… are Akki hamare zamane ke actors hai ki nahi is group mein ?
Akshay- Haan hai na… Rekha ji hai
* Amitabh left group *
Chunky- Bas karo yaar.. sab group Kyun chodd rahe hai ? :-O
Saif- chunky ko kaun add kiya ?
Chunky-
Salman-
Govinda- Aap sabko Govinda ka namaskar!
Shakti kapoor- Aau mere Raja babu.. aapko bhi namaskar
* Shakti kapoor was removed from group *
Shahrukh- Kyun nikala usko group se
Akshay- Sorry.. galti se add huva… Vulgar members not allowed
Salman- Shahrukh ko Kyun add kiya?
Shahrukh- Tera kya ja raha hai?
Salman- sahi se reh nahi toh maar khayega
Shahrukh- Jyada natak mat kar
Akki- Ladai bandh karo varna dono ko group se bahar nikal dunga :-X
Suniel- Akki bhai Hera Pheri 3 ki shooting Kab shuru hogi?
Akki- Tuje liya hai kya film mein?
Suniel- :-X :-X :-X
Hritik- Hi Anna… Aaj Kal filmon mein dikhai nahi dete..
Suniel- jabse Krissh dekhi hai filmon mein kaam karne ka mann nahi karta. :-X
Madhuri- Hello Friends.. Meri Gulabi Gang film aa rahi hai.. zarur dekna
Juhi- yes friends zarur dekna.. main bhi hun
Alia bhatt- Ha ha .. koi nahi dekega
Raveena- Akki … bachchiyon ko Kyun add kiya group mein
Sunny leone- only adults allowed <3
Saif- oye Sunny Leone bhi hai kya ? <3
* Kareena left group *
* Sunny Leone was removed from group *
* Sunny deol added in group *
Akki- Hi Dhai kilo wale haath
Sunny deol- Action hero se mazak?
Suniel- main hun action hero
Akki- main hun :-X
Salman- Action ka dusra naam Salman khan
John- I am Action hero
Rajnikanth- Munna.. jhund mein toh suvar aate hai... sher akela aata hai :-B
John- kaun Tu ?
Rajnikant- Yenna raskala .. mind it
Sunny- kaun hai yeh Akki? Bata na.?
Akki- Rajnikant sir :-B
* Sunny deol left group *
* Hritik left group *
* John left group *
* Saif left group *
* Salman left group *
* Shahrukh left group *

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…
Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!

The death of Michael Jackson is revealed

The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..
The day before MJ died..,
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!
Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK !!

Daya fainted and went in to coma

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..
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that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it.