TOP FUNNY JOKES ON SARDARS IN HINDI

Santa Singh Asks A Mendak about Sardars

Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?
Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?
        Fighter Pilot Santa Ki Kamyabi Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!   

 

 

Pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao

Teacher:
Pappu Beta,
Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hain
to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana!!