TOP VERY FUNNY BEST JOKES IN HINDI

Bina dard ke daant nikalna

Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?
Doctor: Nahin
Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!
Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…
Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
(bachche ne battisi dikha di )

Santa ki Kidney

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya…
Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue
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Kitne Number Se ??

Mechanic & Doctor – The Pay Difference

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.
When he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop,
he called the surgeon and said “look at this engine i opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back, so why do i get such a small salary and u get such a huge one?”
The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said
“Try the same when the engine is running” !!