Thursday 11 September 2014

TOP BEST HARYANVI SPECIAL JOKES IN HINDI..MUST READ

Patla Chhora aur Doctor – Haryanvi Special Joke

Ek baar ki baat hai ki ek Ghanaa Patla Chhora Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola Ji, mera ilaaaj kar do!
Doctor ne kaha, “Hum yaha ilaaj karne ke liye hi baithe hain aur ke yaha daadhi banawa sa, Bata key beemari hai?”
Chhore ne kaha, “Ji meri taang mein beemari Sey” !
Doctor Bolya, “Dikha apni taang”
Uss patle chhore ne kaha, “Ji aap hans padoge meri taang dekhte hi”

Doctor bolya, “Kona hansu, Aur jey hass pada to aadhi fees mafa!”
Chhore ne apni taang dikhayi aur Doctor uski Patli patli hockey jaisi taang dekh ke hans padaa aur Bolya, “Teri aadhi fees maaf ho gayi, Achcha bata key beemari se?”
Chhora bolya, Ji beemari sunoge to aap aur hansoge!
Doctor bolya, Agar main teri beemari sun ke hans padya to poori feed maaf!
Chhora bolya: Ji yeh taang Sooj rahi hai!
:-D :-P
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