Hindi Jokes – Aajkal Ki Generation Ke Bachche
KID FAILS IN EXAM
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna…!
Son:
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…!
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…!
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Teacher : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Son of Sardar : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na… 
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Teacher- Chaand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu – NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ??
Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga….. Langdi taang khelne thode na gaya tha woh!
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Teacher – paani me rahne vale 5 jeevo ke naam batao.?
Pappu – Mendak
Teacher – very good, baaki char bolo..
Pappu –
uski maa,
uska baap,
uski behan aur
uska bhai!!
uski maa,
uska baap,
uski behan aur
uska bhai!!
Funny Santa And Parrot
Outside a parrot’s cage in a zoo on a board it’s written :
Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi…
Santa decided to check this out..
He asked the parrot :”Who are you”?
Parrot : “I’m a parrot. ”
Santa (in Hindi) : “Tum kaun ho”?
Parrot : “Main ek tota hun”..
Santa (this time in Punjabi) : “Tussi kaun O”?
Parrot : “Teri Maa Da Yaar… Tenu ik vari samajh nahi Aundi… Tu khota te main tota..!!”
Parrot : “Teri Maa Da Yaar… Tenu ik vari samajh nahi Aundi… Tu khota te main tota..!!”
I Saw You On Road Today
I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Gangster’s Son
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
but I never told them anything.”
Ladki Ek Aisi Paheli Hai
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
“darling, how are you?”.
“darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole
“brother, who are you?”
“brother, who are you?”
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