LATEST TOP BADE CHOTE BAKWAS BAND KAR PJ'S JOKES COLLECTION IN HINDI

Dil ka Ilaaz, Dimaag Ka Doctor

Bade: kya hua, bada pareshan lag raha hai
Chhote: haan, yaar thodi tabiyat kharab hai
Bade: kya ho gaya? doctor ko dikhaya?
Chhote: arey yaar dil mein dard hai… nahi dikhaya, Dr. Mehta ko dikhane hi ja raha hoon
Bade: Dr. Mehta ko! arey wo to dimag ka doctor hai?
Chhote: Haan, yaar Doctor mehta ko hi…wahi sahi karega na
Bade: Tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? heart ki beemari ke liye heart ke doctor ko dikha, pagalpan ke ilaaj
karne wale doctor ko kyun dikha raha hai?
Chhote: Arey wahi to dil ka ilaaj karega na…
Bade: Abe, Wo kaise?
Chhote: Tune nahi suna… Dil To Pagal Hai!!! ….hahahah
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!

Chhote ka Cheque

Bade: Yeh tere hath mein kya hai ?
Chhote: Cheque hai cheque, poore 15 rupaiye 75 paise ka
Bade: Kya baat hai, itna kamane lag gaya tu…. isme ek water bottle to aa hi jayegi
Chhote: Haan haan, atleast kamane to laga, chal hatt ab, mujhe school jaane de
Bade: Tu check leke school jaa raha hai! kya karega school ke jaake ise…
Chhote: Haan, school me ise padhana likhana hai..
Bade: Pehli baat to yeh bata ki check ko padhayega kaise, aur isko padha likhake kya karega?
Chhote: Arey ise padhaunga likhaunga nahi to yeh check Bank mein PASS kaise hoga… hahhaha
Bade: Bakwaas band kar…



Chhote: Ek baat bolun?
Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega
Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya
Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai
Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya
Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga
Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

Birds ki Life kitni Mast hoti hai na

Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai
Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…
Chhote: wo kaise?
Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai
Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain
Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain
Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?
Bade: wo kaise?
Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!

Bike Dheere Chala Yaar

Bade aur Chhote on bike..
Chhote bike chala raha tha…
Bade: Yaar bike dheere chala.. marwayega tu
Chhote: Main dheere nahi chala sakta..
Bade: Are dheere kyun nahi chala sakta, itna tez bike me darr lagta hai
Chhote: Arey main aaj dheere nahi chala sakta
Bade: Kyun aisa kya hai aaj
Chhote: Aaj mera FAST hai.. hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!