BEST FUNNY RAHUL GANDHI,MODI JIKES IN HINDI...ENJOYY

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho

Narendra Modi ne ki Nawaj Sharif ko pehli saja…..
2 ghanta shapath samorah bithake rakha, na hilne diya na bolne.
Uparse baju main Manmohan ko bitha diya!
Baat kare to kisse kare !!!
In the mean time,
Rahul Gandhi to Sonia:
Mummy jeeta to main tha, fir shapath smrti irani kyun le rhi hai?

Rahul Gandhi on New CM announcement for Gujrat

Sonia: Anandi Hongi Gujrat ki nayi CM
Rahul: To phir balika vadhu band ho jayega kya?

Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi
Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”
Rahul ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya..
Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..
Modi ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,”
Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!”
MODI ROCKED, JINN Shocked

After Election Results, Maa Bachcho ko Kaise Daantegi

Maa Bolegi:
Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?
Phir?
Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??

.
.
Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?
Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!

Rahul Gandhi for 2019 Elections

Breaking News:
Rahul Gandhi has started early preparation for 2019 polls.
Slogan is ready
leher ke baad boonda-baandi,
abki bar rahul gandhi