Mast Funny PJs – Creative Thinking!
Geography Teacher: agar koi chhota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to “Tadang” jaisi aavaj aayegi.
Sir gusse se: Kyun ??
Student: “Ye Duniya… Ye Duniya Pittal di.
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Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?
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Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?
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Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND!
MANIKCHAND!
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Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
batao?
Because there’s the tali-ban!
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This PJ might blow ur senses away:
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)…
(just 1 tea)…
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Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA…!!!
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA…!!!
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