DAAG Achhe Hain

Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya

Ladki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi

Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”

Funny – Driving In Punjab

DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”

(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.

(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!”

Yehi haal hoga ab bhejega to

Kabhi Noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi Voto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi Jaat-paat ke naam par mar gaye,
Kabhi aapas mein 2 gajj zameen ke liye mar gaye,

Hote agar Aaj veer Bhagat Singh to kehte..
Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin kameeno ke liye mar gaye!

Chota Bachcha (Pappu) Bhaga-Bhaga Maa Ke Pass Aaya Aur Bola..

Mummy-Mummy, Naukar Kitchen Mein Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mummy Ye Sun Ke Kaam Chhod Ke Kitchen Mein Jane Lagi Aur Boli..

Mummy: Ruk Ja Abhi Uska Dimag Thikane Lagati Hoon

Pappu Tali Bajate Hue Bola:
Mummy, April fool!! Wo Naukar Nahi Wo To Papa The

After Smriti Irani said she has a degree from YALE university.
People started making fun of celebrities’s degree…

Here are some of the funny ones..

1) Yashoda Academy of Lallantop Engineering (YALE) degree certificate for Smriti