FUNNY HINDI,CHUTKULES IN HINDI,LAUGHTER DOSE,ALL CATEGORIES///

Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa Sardar: To pagal AAurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.  

Badalti Duniya Ka Asar

Badalti Duniya Ka aisa Asar Hone Laga,

Aadmi Bewkoof Aur Phone Smart Hone Laga ! 

Funny SMS Shayari In Tapori Style

Abe dost,

Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! 

Thok taali ab 

Sabse Tez Udne Wala Pakshi

Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?

Boy – sir … haathi

Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?

Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.

Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi.. 

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion  

Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai 

Bollywood Songs For School Life

SCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche 

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage..