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Santa Ne Puchha Yaar Eh RAM-NOMI Ki Hai?

Santa-Yaar Eh RAM-NOMI ki hai?

Banta-Tainu Enaa Vi Ni pta?Tere varge loga di waje to hi asi sare badnam hai.

SANTA-Nahi pata yaar, Sorry, Tu das na.

BANTA-Is din shri RAM CHANDER ji 8vi pass kar ke Nomi Wich gaye si….!

Wish you all very happy Ram Navmi 

Santa Is Happy About Elections

Election Discussions-

Santa: Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.

Banta: Toh kya hua…

Santa:
Us din pata chal jaayega ki,
Mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain!! 

Santa Ki Maa Ki Death

Santa ki ma ki death ho gayi,
Ek saal baad santa ka baap america se wapis aya,
us ne pucha teri maa kahan hai,
santa bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gayi,

santa ka baap ronay laga or bola kutte, kaminey to tune mujhe bataya kyu nahi,
Santa bola,

mene Socha SURPRISE dunga…;-)

Santa’s Request To God

Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.

(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: “Shame on you God, you don”t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”