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                         Angrej In India – Santa Joke

Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya,
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha

Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha

Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?

Santa Kuch Sochke Bola:
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai  

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 Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa Sardar: To pagal AAurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.  

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 Santa Underwear Shop Par

Santa Underwear khareedne gaya…

Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi.

Price sunkar Santa bola:

“Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye”  

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Santa Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Pucha

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur puchha
Doctor Sahab ghar chalkar chek-up karne ki kya Fees hai?

Doctor ne kuch socha aur bola – 300 Rupees

Santa- Ok thik hai chaliye..

Itna sunte hi Doctor ne apni BIKE nikali aur Santa ke sath uske ghar chal pada

Ghar ja kar Doctor ne pucha – Mareez kaha hai…?

Santa bola – arey Mariz wariz koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 rupaye maang raha tha aur tum 300 main le aaye… thanks you.  

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Bajrang Ke Products Aur Santa

 Santa Banta |  Friendship, Hindi, JOTD |

Dr: Which soap do u use?
Santa: Bajrang ka Neem wala sabun,

Dr: Which paste?

Santa: Bajrang ka Ayurvedic paste,

Dr: Shampoo?

Santa: Bajrang ka Herbal shampoo.

Dr: Hair oil?

Santa: Bajrang ka Amla tel…

Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your Punjab ?

Santa: No, Bajrang is my room-mate…

Har Ek Friend Jaroori Hota Hai  

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