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 Santa Aur Baarish

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.

Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya,

baadal zor-zor se garajne lage.

Santa fatafat aasmaan ki taraf muh karke bola:

Kya?

Kidhar??

Main toh biscuit lene aaya hoon,

kasam se…!!!  

The Death Of Michael Jackson Is Revealed

The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..

The day before MJ died..,

MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!

Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK !!

Daya Fainted And Went In To Coma

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..

that

RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it.