Santa Naha Raha Tha
Santa bathroom ka darawaza khol ke naha raha tha…
Banta: Santa Paaji, Aap bade besharam ho, bathroom ka darwaza khol ke hi naha rahe ho!!
Santa: Paaji, main darwaza khol ke isliye nahin nahata, ki koi mujhe Keyhole mein se nahate nahi dekh le!
Wife: Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
‘Husband Shoked!’
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