Rajnikant Vs Santa

Rajnikant vs santa:

opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.

agar horizontally half karo to 0
aur vertically karo to 3

Rajnikant Lost!
badda aaya Rajnikant..!!

Santa Ek Shaadi Mein Gaya

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya

Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya

Baahar aakar bola: O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he