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SANTA NE BATye cheese ke naam

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai….   

Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?

Santa had long discussion with Banto & said

“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
 

Joke doesn’t end here ..

9 months later

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They got twins