MOST FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI...PAPPU AUR ANGREJ IN PLANE,PAPPU IN A BUS...

Bus Ke Darwaje par

Pappu roz bus ke darwaje par khada hoke traval karta tha..

Ek din

Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein kya?

Pappu replies :
tu roz paise mangta hai, to tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya…!  

RASGULLE KI DUKAN

Customer to Pappu: Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta….

Pappu: karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain….isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon.

Customer fainted   

PAPPU AUR ANGREZ IN PLANE

Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se USA Jaa Raha Tha,
Sath Mein Ek Angrez Baitha Hua Thha…

Angrez:- Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon.
Pappu:- Hello, Main Engineer Hoon.

Angrez:- Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?

Pappu:- Bilkul

Angrez:- Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?
Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya.

Angrez:- Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante?
Pappu:- Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pahle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do?

Angrez:- Hmmm, Puchho

Pappu:- Mandir Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai
Aur Church Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai…
To Phir
Church Ka Ghanta Mandir Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai??

Angrez kuch der soch kar bola: Pata nahi, Main Nahi Jaanta?

Pappu uska majaak udatehue bola:-
Abe Saale, Pata Tujhe Ghante Ka Bhi Nahi Hai,
Aur Baatein Nuclear Power Ki Karta Hai!!