Alia Bhatt On Budget By Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt
Celina replies
Thanks Alia Bhatt
Had your grandfather not discovered zero,
this budget would not have been possible!
this budget would not have been possible!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Poor Blonde, Doesn’t Know How To Add Numbers
Do you know…
Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
because
She couldn’t find the 10 key!! 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------It Hurts When Blonde Touches Anywhere
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger,
pushed on her left breast and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”
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Wanna Hear A Blonde Joke?
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The man says back to the blind man:
Look buddy, I’m blonde
The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde.
The bouncer is blonde.
The man sitting over to your left is also blonde.
Still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it four times.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------------Blonde For Doctor’s Examination
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
“Miss Smith,” he said finally, “it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.”
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