BEST GUTTHI KAPIL FUNNY SHARAYIS IN COMEDY NIGHTS

Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!

Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se

Gutthi
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Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!

Kapil
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Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,

Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!! 

Gutthi
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Teri chahat mein na bujhne diya, pyar ka diya..

Teri chahat mein na bujhne diya, pyar ka diya..

Piya, piya o piya piya
Piya , piya oh piya

Kapil
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Kuch bhi karle eh haseena

Kuch bhi karle eh haseena

Nahi lagega tera chance,

One, two, three , four
Lungi dance, lungi dance

Gutthi to Sidhu
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Paaji.. Gutthi aa gayi aapki,
nahi yeh apne baap ki,
Lekin yeh hai aapki.. Paaji..
Kaindi po
Kaindi pee
Kaindi poo