MBBS Students In Anatomy Class
1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.
Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!
All students : shitttt !! 
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Sabse Tez Udne Wala Pakshi
Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy – sir … haathi
Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Beta Koi Pyaar Bhari Shayari Sunao
Master : Beta koi pyar wali shayari sunao?
Student :Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
Master ji ki hai do beti,
aur mai marta hu chhoti pe..
------------------------------------------------------------------------------Students Fact – Ek Majaak
Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle bhi students karte the,
aaj bhi karte hain
Aur qayamat tak karte rahenge?
“Bahut masti ho gayi yaar ab Kal Se Seriously Padahi karenge”
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Main Bhi TOP Kar Leta
Anil ambani- 12th pass..!!
Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass..!!
Einstein- failed 12 times in a class..!!
Edission- I never worried for exam, coz One exam sheet can’t decide my future..!!
Harbhajan singh- 8th pass..!!
M.s dhoni- failed two times in b.com..!!
Bas yahi wo log hain jo Mujhe padhne se rokte hain..
Warna main bhi top karta..!! :-D
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NICE JOKES
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