TOP FUNNY JOKES FOR CHUKKULE SERIES..SANTA NAHA RaHA THA,WIFW HUSBAND..MUST READ ALL

 Santa Naha Raha Tha

Santa bathroom ka darawaza khol ke naha raha tha…

Banta: Santa Paaji, Aap bade besharam ho, bathroom ka darwaza khol ke hi naha rahe ho!!

Santa: Paaji, main darwaza khol ke isliye nahin nahata, ki koi mujhe Keyhole mein se nahate nahi dekh le!

 

 Wife: Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’

 

 Paper Apne Aap Udd Gaya

Chhote: Ek baat bolun?

Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega

Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya

Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai

Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya

Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga

Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

Tissue Paper Bhi Khane Ki Cheez Hai

Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…

dusra sardar bola:

‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!

 

          Birds Ki Life Kitni Mast Hoti Hai Na

Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai

Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…

Chhote: wo kaise?

Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai

Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain

Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain

Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?

Bade: wo kaise?

Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!