Teacher – What Are The People Of Turkey Called?
Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?
Little Johny:- I don’t know.
Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?
Little Johny:- They are called Germs.
But I Like The Way You Think!
Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “No No No, Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?”
Little Johnny: “One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left.”
Teacher: “Well, that isn’t the correct answer, but I like the way you think.”
Little Johnny: “Teacher, can I ask a question?”
Teacher: “Sure.”
Little Johnny: “There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?”
Teacher: “The one sucking the cone.”
Little Johnny: “No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.”
Little Johny – Teacher Conversation
Teacher : Who is the President of Iraq ?
Little Johnny : I don’t know Miss
Teacher : You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny : Please Miss, can I ask a question ?
Teacher : Yes.
Johnny : Do U know Angela ?
Teacher : No, why ?
Johnny : You need to focus more on your husband! 
Johny Experimenting On A Dog
Once Little Johny decided to do some experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment,
He cut one of the dog’s legs off, then he told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so he learned that a dog could walk with just three legs
He cut one of the dog’s legs off, then he told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so he learned that a dog could walk with just three legs
For the second experiment,
He cut off a second leg from the dog, then he told the dog to walk once more. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
He cut off a second leg from the dog, then he told the dog to walk once more. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment,
He cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more he told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn’t able to walk with only one leg.
He cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more he told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn’t able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, Little Johny concluded in the final report that the dog had lost it’s hearing after having three legs cut off.
Once Little Johny decided to do some experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment,
He cut one of the dog’s legs off, then he told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so he learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
He cut one of the dog’s legs off, then he told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so he learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment,
He cut off a second leg from the dog, then he told the dog to walk once more. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
He cut off a second leg from the dog, then he told the dog to walk once more. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment,
He cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more he told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn’t able to walk with only one leg.
He cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more he told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn’t able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, Little Johny concluded in the final report that the dog had lost it’s hearing after having three legs cut off.
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