Aug 12, 2014 Funny Haryanvi Jatt Joke

Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:

“Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi…”

Customer Care Executive (irritated):

“to main ke karoo?”

Haryanvi replied:
“rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki… Roaming to naa lagegi?”

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Funny WhatsApp Status Jokes In English

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone is ‘sick’ since the time I added him.

2. Someone is “Driving”

…since 5 days!

I guess he reached Dubai!!

3. Someone on his status “Sleeping”

…since 3 Days!

He’s Probably dead.

4. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: “Good night”

5. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..

Seems like he wants to play table tennis!

6. Someone still has his status as “Happy New Year!”..

Guess his time stood still

7. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one Month.

Living in Paradise?

8. Someone is always ‘available’..

How free Are you???

9. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’

I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!

10. Someone writes “urgent calls only”…

Dont get it..

Are u in the police or ambulance service?

11. Some says, “can’t talk. Whatsapp only”

Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone’s Primary function!

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