BEST HINDI FUNNY JOKES...MUST READ LSDKE KA SACHA PYAR,STUDENT KI LOVE STORY MORE..

vacuum cleaner salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door?.

A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!

Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?

Salesman: – Why Madam?

Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!!  

MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly. 

STUDENT KI LOVE STORY 

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. 

Ek Ladke Ko ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Lekin, Ladki Ne Use Thukra Diya

Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi!

Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me
UsKe Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha

9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya

UsNe Socha,
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi,
Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila
Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha…

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Tere Chakkar Mein Teri Sister Set Ho Gayi Hai

Sorry Saali Sahiba